"People often write me and ask how I keep my wood floors so clean when I live with a child and a dog, and my answer is that I use a technique called Suffering From a Mental Illness." Heather Armstrong

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"It is the wretchedness of being rich that you have to live with rich people." Logan Pearsall Smith

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"I have too much respect for the idea of God to make it responsible for such an absurd world." Georges Duhamel

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"My Karma ran over your dogma." Unknown

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"Men are not against you; they are merely for themselves." Gene Fowler

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"We live in a Newtonian world of Einsteinian physics ruled by Frankenstein logic." David Russell

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"Those who flee temptation generally leave a forwarding address." Lane Olinghouse

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"The goal of all inanimate objects is to resist man and ultimately defeat him." Russell Baker

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"The only good ideas are the ones I can take credit for." R. Stevens

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"Literature is news that stays news." Ezra Pound

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"I don't want any yes-men around me. I want everybody to tell me the truth even if it costs them their jobs." Samuel Goldwyn

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"A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to." Granville Hicks

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