"Many a man who falls in love with a dimple make the mistake of marrying the whole girl." Evan Esar

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"Where we have strong emotions, we're liable to fool ourselves." Carl Sagan

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"Conceit is God's gift to little men." Bruce Barton

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"The only winner in the War of 1812 was Tchaikovsky" Solomon Short

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"I was so naive as a kid I used to sneak behind the barn and do nothing." Johnny Carson

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"Life is a moderately good play with a badly written third act." Truman Capote

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"Thanks to the Interstate Highway System, it is now possible to travel from coast to coast without seeing anything." Charles Kuralt

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"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." Sir Arthur Conan Doyle

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"Now is the time for all good men to come to." Walt Kelly

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"Suppose you were an idiot and suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." Mark Twain

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"Quotation, n: The act of repeating erroneously the words of another." Ambrose Bierce

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"I had a monumental idea this morning, but I didn't like it." Samuel Goldwyn

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